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_unwritten_ by SussyOtaku June 20, 2021
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unwritten book of the road
unwritten book of the road by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004
Unwritten Law
Something that isn't illegal to do, but you shouldn't due it even if it's legal. Breaking an unwritten law often causes confusion, chaos, and/or misunderstanding.
If you park next to a vehicle of the same color and make of yours, you're breaking an unwritten law.
Unwritten Law by Carrera's Wedge July 27, 2007
unwritten blowjob rule
The rule that a man must warn a woman when he is about to ejaculate during a blowjob, so the woman has proper time to get away from the ensuing explosion of man juices. Many men do not follow this rule, prefering to make their partners suffer the onslaught of being choked by their thick, ejaculatory fluids. A common misconception is that the majority of women enjoy being drowned in semen. Although some actually do, many do not, and instead will either allow the fluids to be released on their faces, or they will revert to the handjob position and finish the job in a more comfortable, safe area.
"Everytime Jane gives me a blowjob, she reminds me kindly of the unwritten blowjob rule and then proceeds to get a safe distance away from my cumshot. Sometimes when I am lucky, she lets the cumshot hit her in her face."
unwritten blowjob rule by rawevillivewar August 31, 2006
Unwritten Rule
A rule, usually concerning social behavior, which is known by all but spoken by none. This rule is neither official nor written down. It just is.
Examples of what an Unwritten Rule is:
You do not sit next to strangers on busses/trains even if it is full - you stand.
You do not stare at people in public.
You do not tell a girl she is fat, even if she is.
You never pass a cop even if he is doing 10 under.
You do not swear in the presence of a lady.
You do not initiate unwelcomed small talk with who you are sitting next to on a plane.
You take your hat off during the national anthem.
etc.
You do not sit next to strangers on busses/trains even if it is full - you stand.
You do not stare at people in public.
You do not tell a girl she is fat, even if she is.
You never pass a cop even if he is doing 10 under.
You do not swear in the presence of a lady.
You do not initiate unwelcomed small talk with who you are sitting next to on a plane.
You take your hat off during the national anthem.
etc.
Unwritten Rule by TTM January 8, 2006
unwritten law
Unwritten Law is one of the best bands out there
Unwritten Law are one of the few non-label whore bands
Unwritten Law are one of the few non-label whore bands
unwritten law by Jake December 19, 2003
unwritten law
Unwritten Law aka UL is the best band that has ever came out to the music scene. They talk about life and don't exagerate, they tell facts and real life. They don't talk about sex and being rich and a playa like every other band on the music scene.
Jill-- "Unwritten Law talks about things I can relate to."
Bob-- "Yeah, they do, I respect their honesty and good rhythym."
Bob-- "Yeah, they do, I respect their honesty and good rhythym."
unwritten law by sour April 19, 2005
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Modified derivative of granola.
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hey let's get a drink of that?
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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