Definitions by TTM
Phantom Ring
This happens when you are expecting a phone call - you keep hearing your cell phone ring or vibrate when it actually isn't.
Phantom Ring by TTM January 20, 2006
trophy crap
A crap left purposefully unflushed in a public restroom because of its profound grossness, extreme size or other redeeming qualities.
Yo Jake, check out that trophy crap in the bathroom - I swear, it's sticking 3 inches out of the water!
trophy crap by TTM January 17, 2006
Back Out Rule
An unspoken rule that dictates when two motorists are parked next to each other and inter their car at approximately the same time, the one that starts his/her car first gets to back out first.
Should the cars start at the same exact time, eye contact should be made to decide who is to back out of his/her spot first.
Should the cars start at the same exact time, eye contact should be made to decide who is to back out of his/her spot first.
Adam got in a wreck with a lady who didn't abide by the back out rule. He started his car first, but she backed out first so Adam hit her thinking he was in the clear.
Back Out Rule by TTM January 8, 2006
Unwritten Rule
A rule, usually concerning social behavior, which is known by all but spoken by none. This rule is neither official nor written down. It just is.
Examples of what an Unwritten Rule is:
You do not sit next to strangers on busses/trains even if it is full - you stand.
You do not stare at people in public.
You do not tell a girl she is fat, even if she is.
You never pass a cop even if he is doing 10 under.
You do not swear in the presence of a lady.
You do not initiate unwelcomed small talk with who you are sitting next to on a plane.
You take your hat off during the national anthem.
etc.
You do not sit next to strangers on busses/trains even if it is full - you stand.
You do not stare at people in public.
You do not tell a girl she is fat, even if she is.
You never pass a cop even if he is doing 10 under.
You do not swear in the presence of a lady.
You do not initiate unwelcomed small talk with who you are sitting next to on a plane.
You take your hat off during the national anthem.
etc.
Unwritten Rule by TTM January 8, 2006
redneck traffic jam
A circumstance where a large ammount of broken down trucks and/or domestic cars are parked along the side of a narrow street making it impossible for 2 cars side by side to fit through.
redneck traffic jam by TTM September 6, 2005
hillbilly nose blow
To blow ones nose without kleenex. This can only be accomplished by plugging one s nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible. Very similar to farmer snort
Alex was outside so he didn't have access to any kleenex. He simply performed a hillbilly nose blow to clean out his nose.
hillbilly nose blow by TTM May 15, 2005
two part series
A two part series is when extenuating circumstances do not allow you to finish a bowel movement all the way.
I need to finish up this two part series because I had to answer the door while I was on the pot!
I can see that this needs to be a two part series, because i need to get back to work in 10 minutes.
I can see that this needs to be a two part series, because i need to get back to work in 10 minutes.
two part series by TTM May 10, 2005