Retard Units is an unofficial synonym for "imperial measurements". As the rest of the world use metrics, the internet culture started mocking the medieval traditions of the Americans, and how little sense the usage of imperials pose compared to metrics.
Space begins 100 kilometers from the earth, that's62,14 miles in Retard Units.
"Un" prefix nothing the opposite of the rest of the word that follows
"disagree" To have an opinion counter to another
"able" suffix noting the previous part of the word is possible in regards to something else
"Iy" suffix noting the previous parts of the word is in the description of an action.
"ify" suffix noting the previous parts of the word is an effect happening to something.
"ing" suffix noting that the previous parts of the word is an action that is currently happening.
"Undisagreeablyifying" is the present tense of the altering of an action to be unable to enforce an opinion that is counter to a different opinion.
Someone add this masterpiece to the Urban dictionary.
It's un-disagreeably my new favourite word.
My heart is joying just to think of what a marvelously undisagreeablyifying Chaos that's about to ensue!
The T.D. unit is a standard measurement for smell intensity. The acronym was chosen to be T.D. as its not commonly known as anything else. The measure has typical values from 1 to 5, 1 being a mild stink and 5 a ghastly stench. On the odd occasion a 6 can be recorded but this is often associated with asphyxiation, leading ultimatley to death.
Bob: Hey man keep away from that guy his rocking like 5 T.D. units!
Jim: Nah man i can handle it.........holy shit he stinks!!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Dude it must be a 6 then, better get you to a hospital.
The widely accepted, worldly religion, in which all of it's followers are unkin', meaning acting as if one is high. Followers of Unkism, called Unks, worship the mighty Unk god, Unkatunk. The highest concentration of Unkists live in Arlingon, Virginia; and in Santa Anna, Texas.
"Mommy, why is that guy hanging from a chair upside-down?"
"Well you see, Doug, that man is a follower of Unkism, and all Unkists are required to be unkin' at all times. Let's remember to be tollerant of that man, Doug."