unuberable 

Adjective. A person that has become so inebriated that they shall with some certainty vomit in a ride-share, rendering them disqualified for this mode of transport.

"Jacko's UNUBERABLE mate. He's gonna hurl for sure"

unuberable by miiikey May 8, 2021

the unbearable lightness of genius 

the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)

when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.

the unbearable lightness of genius by dats wight wabbit April 3, 2022

inuberable 

Not uberable. A distance or path in which it is difficult, complicated, or too expensive for one to take Uber, Lyft, or any other ridesharing service. Applies to distances or paths that are too long or include a destination or pickup location where there are limited available drivers.

Santa Monica to Calabasas is inuberable. I don't care how amazing the house party is. Let's just stay in Santa Monica and go to The Bungalow.

Dude, we are not going to visit your college buddy in Weehawken tonight. He should have just moved to the city if he wanted to actually hang out with you. Weehawken is inuberable. Let's just get beer at McSorley's. I'm in the mood for a light.

inuberable by NeoNardo September 3, 2017

utubeable 

utubeable:
1. That which is ready and usable to post to the utube web site.

2. A piece of video consisting of a worthy content for potentially millions of eyes and or posterity.

3. An item of video of such horrificly embarasing situations that it has the potential to make the main subject crawl under a web rock and disapear from public life altogether.

Larry; So, that bit I got of Fester sneezing noseblow all over Sheila’s lunch is still on my phone, like I’m gunn’a ditch it.

Franklin; No way! Send it to me, man, that’s definitely utubeable in the epic sense.

Larry; Right you are! We’ll be famous, and Fester will disappear for life.

Franklin; Sweet, and Sheila will dump his ass faster than a hooker in skechers.

utubeable by the Toad January 15, 2011

Unbearable Life 

A drinking game. Every time you remember you're alive, you take a drink.

Fletcher: I don't think I did well on this last test, and I have three tests next week on the same day. Fuck my life.

Tyler: Might as well play Unbearable Life until you forget about it!

Unbearable Life by FabbyFuBz January 14, 2011

Unbearable 

A mother who doesn't call you names and is nice to you, doesn't call the cops on you is somehow still overbearing and hard to love.

The girl claims her mother was unbearable to be around despite being treated nice to the point of babying.

Unbearable by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

unBEARables

A cult that follows Big Bear.

"Dude I'm a part of the unBEARables!"
"You're a cultist."
"YOU'RE FUCKING BANNED"

unBEARables by somefagbear January 26, 2019