UnInstaresting 

A person who somehow manages to use Instagram/Facebook to make their life seem even shittier than it probably actually is.

"Hey did you see Mark's pic of him with that D-list celebrity he was unreasonably excited to meet?"
"No, sorry. Mark's fun to have a few drinks with, but honestly I find him pretty unInstaresting."

UnInstaresting by Rambler12013 October 27, 2016

Uninteresting

Its just not worth the effort to read this.

This example is in itself uninteresting.

Uninteresting by Kamidarko January 26, 2009

unintresting 

Something that is not intresting, something that is dull.

That little grey rock is unintresting

unintresting by LittleEvilMouse November 26, 2007

uninteresting hot girl syndrome

When you tap through a beautiful woman’s Instagram story expecting a bikini pic… and instead get a breaking-news take on politics she learned 12 seconds ago that absolutely nobody asked for and she does not know anything about. And she keeps posting them because the views are high, meanwhile the guys watching are just patiently waiting for the next scandalous outfit drop.

Stephanie is in the Bahamas and I keep checking her feed.

Any good bikini pics?

Unfortunately not. She has uninteresting hot girl syndrome and has it clogged with anti-Trump posts that no one cares about.

uninteresting hot girl syndrome by kassupom March 26, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019