kassupom's definitions

uninteresting hot girl syndrome

When you tap through a beautiful woman’s Instagram story expecting a bikini pic… and instead get a breaking-news take on politics she learned 12 seconds ago that absolutely nobody asked for and she does not know anything about. And she keeps posting them because the views are high, meanwhile the guys watching are just patiently waiting for the next scandalous outfit drop.

Stephanie is in the Bahamas and I keep checking her feed.

Any good bikini pics?

Unfortunately not. She has uninteresting hot girl syndrome and has it clogged with anti-Trump posts that no one cares about.

by kassupom March 26, 2026

fievel

when two adults are unable to hang out at night but decide to go outside at the same time, stare at the moon, and smoke a cigar or have a drink. (talking on the phone is optional)

Jason found out his kid has covid so his entire family is quarantining the next few days. But after a long week of work and dealing with my kids I needed that male bonding time so we decided to fievel tonight in our backyards, and I was able to unwind with a cigar and a bourbon and pretend my buddy was there.

by kassupom January 7, 2023