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Unicorn Fart 

Putting a mixture of air and glitter up a strippers bum hole, only to see her fart it out.
The stripper last night had a perfect ending to a fantastic show. She finished with a "Unicorn Fart".
Unicorn Fart by TwincleToes June 8, 2018

Unicorn Fart 

The act of throwing glitter on a homophobe or any bigot as a way of telling them to fuck off.
Trump is such a dick, he really deserves a unicorn fart.
Unicorn Fart by Sntcringe June 29, 2017

unicorn fart in the wind 

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world
Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.

Unicorn Fart Dust

dismissive term to describe something valueless or insignificant
My boss dismissed my idea as unicorn fart dust, but six months later our competitor launched the exact same thing and made millions.
Unicorn Fart Dust by Bitboyjay February 16, 2026

Bottled Unicorn Farts 

Skeptical reference to renewable energy sources such as biofuels, wind, and solar-electric. So-called because of the perceived naiveté of renewable energy proponents.
Spain is going bankrupt attempting to replace oil and gas with bottled unicorn farts.