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unfuckableness 

You can't comprehend the unfuckableness of the situation.
unfuckableness by Five4321Aces August 22, 2011

unfuckable

Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).
" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."
unfuckable by Willhelmina Plowes December 26, 2009

unfuckable

adj; something that is incapable of being fucked, due to repulsive appearance, physical infeasability or some social or behavioral inhibition.
The dead body decomposed to the point where it was unfuckable.

Even if he did not have an inverted penis, Joey's personality still makes him unfuckable.

Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi referred to the German Chancellor Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lard-arse"
unfuckable by iamgoingtohell October 15, 2011

unfuckables 

Group of under age boys or girls ( less than 18 y.o. in most countries and states of USA ) forbidden to fuck by law.
"These gorgeous girls are already woomen but are unfuckables by law, because they don't have yet 18 years old."
unfuckables by Willhelmina Plowes January 2, 2010

Unfuckablewithness 

I cannot be fucked with.
Don't ever in your life question my unfuckablewithness.
Unfuckablewithness by @nonymous1 December 30, 2009

Unfuckablewith 

When one is unable to be fucked with.
My attorney is unfuckablewith in court.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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