Uni Fag
Someone who goes to university turns into a 'Uni-Fag'. A 'Uni-fag' will typically post constantly on facebook and twitter about how great it is and show as many pictures of himself demonstrating how great a time he is having as well as making things up as he goes a long.
Jimmy said: 'Connor went to University the other day, now all he does is tell everyone about how great it is.'
Alex replied: 'Well thats a Uni Fag for ya!'
Alex replied: 'Well thats a Uni Fag for ya!'
Uni Fag by dwhite1024 September 26, 2012
Unifaggot
An old friend who, usually around freshers' week, instantly forgets every aspect of who they were before they attended university and embraces their new surroundings to the point of: forgetting everyone they hung out with for the past two decades; constantly updating Facebook with statuses such as
"OMG dontrmember last nite!", "fire alarm...", "Missed lecture this morning LOLOLOLOL" "cant wait to go back to Derp Uni, home sucks"; and endless blurred photos of one shitty bar.
You can try and remain their friend, but they've sadly become insular, inane, and boring within a few weeks. No cure is yet known, and these symptoms usually do not wear off. In time, the inane updates will move on to work and children. Expect to be forgotten, and then cut them out first, like a boss.
"OMG dontrmember last nite!", "fire alarm...", "Missed lecture this morning LOLOLOLOL" "cant wait to go back to Derp Uni, home sucks"; and endless blurred photos of one shitty bar.
You can try and remain their friend, but they've sadly become insular, inane, and boring within a few weeks. No cure is yet known, and these symptoms usually do not wear off. In time, the inane updates will move on to work and children. Expect to be forgotten, and then cut them out first, like a boss.
Oh wow, you stole a traffic cone last night? Amateur. That reeks of unifaggotry. Anyone can do that. Think big! I want a motorway exit sign on that kitchen wall!
Unifaggot by JJJJr. Shabadoo November 26, 2010
UniFag
A type of homosexual (gaybo or dyke) that is commonly found in universities.
Often politically active, wears lots of badges on their jacket and shirts.
Looks similar to both the EMO and the HIPPY.
Often politically active, wears lots of badges on their jacket and shirts.
Looks similar to both the EMO and the HIPPY.
"Why have you cut you hair short like a boy, Mary?"
"im not a dyke, just a political emo".
"No, your a Unifag!"
"im not a dyke, just a political emo".
"No, your a Unifag!"
UniFag by BUSHYoooooooooo April 4, 2008
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