unexp

A bitch from polygon.pizzaboxer.xyz who cant fucking tell the difference between when to joke and when not to

Epic: look at this cool photo
unexp: kys bitch

by AKIIO January 17, 2022

you don't won. expect the unexpected

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

by Fartlicker777 November 16, 2016

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

Me: *Puts random item in bagging area*
Machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

by Flash Slash June 24, 2019

Unemployer

The company that lays you off but gives you 2 months notice so that you have to come in day in and day out, completely unmotivated and depressed, before you're utterly jobless. You're employed, and yet, unemployed, like how vampires are undead. Who is responsible for this wretched state of being? Your Unemployer.

Man! My unemployer keeps changing my severance package! I can't quit cause I need to collect Unemployment benefits, and they expect my production to stay up! My unemployer is WACKED!

by Chi Lai March 3, 2009

unemployment boyz

A group of hoodlums that trap or scam to make bank

"Look the unemployment boyz just bought another hellcat"
"MFS be posted up at the W in Miami with the squad looking to come up off a scam" - Hoodville

by GeekALot October 14, 2020

Unexpectedly

It’s an adverb and it means in a way that was not expected, anticipated or foreseen. So if something happens totally out of the blue, then it happens unexpectedly.

When offered a second helping of pie Malcolm unexpectedly declined.

by AKACroatalin December 8, 2016

unemployment guilt

When one feels guilty for doing nothing all day because they are unemployed.

"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Ok - I woke up at 11am but now feel a large amount of unemployment guilt."

by Shaker'n'Mova May 11, 2009