Understood 

Corporate speak for "Fuck you".

In the working world, it is now impossible to speak your mind, so a form of Orwellian word play takes place, where seemingly innocent and bland phrases now have a secret, darker, meaning.

Guy1: "You will have to take a pay cut and work longer hours, as the company is facing hard times."
Guy2: "Oh yeah, understood."

Woman1: "We need you to leverage your resources to perform at a higher level."
Woman2: "Understood."

Understood by UncleDes March 13, 2009

undershirt 

1. what manuel neuer never fails to wear on pitch.

2. it is the teasingly thin cotton shirt usually seen worn by usually hot-the-ones-you-fancy footballers underneath their jerseys.

3. it is the very thing that most fans(girls) hate to see once the footballers pull off the shirts after the match.

4. it can be used as a test to see if a girl is straight or not. nuff said!

...after a germany game...

fangirl 1: hey look manu is pulling off his shirt! urgghh what's that thing he's wearing?

fangirl 2: why it's the undershirt!

fangirl 1: but he usually wears long-sleeved. i don't get why is it even necessary...

fangirl 2: yeah manu is mean. he needs to start attending the fanservice lesson.

fangirl 1: he so does. undershirt must be banned!

...both fangirl 1 and fangirl 2 started to appreciate schweini...

undershirt by inlovewithneuer September 2, 2010

undershirtable 

The ability for an often-times too small t-shirt to be used exclusively as an undershirt, mostly worn under polos. This term refers mostly to preppy teenage males but it can apply to many different male groups.

Walker: Man... I was brushing my hair for the third time this morning and I noticed that this T-shirt is way too small for me now.
Trey: Don't worry, its still totally undershirtable. I've got like a whole closet full of them.

undershirtable by Tate Thomas July 4, 2008

Underhook Slam 

A flawless sex position which involes the male putting wrestling underhooks onto his female partner, and then proceeds to thrust while pulling down with his arms,resulting in what women like to call heaven. The double action of arms and hips create the perfect combination. Although slightly rough it always results in an A+ grade for performance. (Can be preformed in muiltiple positions, standing, sitting, missionary, etc)

Holy shit, i got Underhook Slammed last night....I'm hooked

Underhook Slam by Wuldnt you like to know June 13, 2011

Underscoop 

To grab someone's balls between their legs from underneath and from behind.

I hate when Jeff Bridges underscoops me when I'm walking up the stairs.

Underscoop by Herpaderpus August 4, 2014

ubershoot

When you're riding in or waiting for an Uber and they go past your stop or drive past your pick up point

I kept saying this is where I get out, but the driver proceeded to ubershoot my stop and let me off across the street.

ubershoot by Snowed in October 10, 2017

Double Underhook 

During missionary sex, when the women begins to move around too much, you place your arms underneath hers in a double underhook fashion to prevent her from sliding any further.

Dude, Mike was fuckin' this bitch and he was pokin' her so hard he had to double underhook her so she wouldnt move around so much.

Double Underhook by Three Six Zero's Best August 8, 2007