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Unbank. To remove oneself from the parasitic Ponzi scheme that is the traditional financial system.
I can't support the evil, debt slavery system raping and pillaging the world for a minute longer. It's time to unbank.
unbank by swerveit January 13, 2014
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unbandaidable

referring to a part of one's body which is unable to support the adhesives on a band-aid due to a natural curvature.
"I sliced the shit out of my elbow and the cut is unbandaidable because every time I bend my elbow, the band-aid flies off uselessly."
"I am so pissed that I cut myself shaving, my knee is completely unbandaidable."

unbandgecated

-adj.

to be uneducated or unknowledgeable in the field of music bands.
I don't know what band sings that song, I'm unbandgecated.

UnrankedSumo 

A very sexy man who is a sumo god
Wow is that UnrankedSumo!!!! He is sooooooo Good!
UnrankedSumo by UnrankedSumo October 12, 2020

unban request 

An unban request is something send the mods of a twitch stream or chat, or some other online platforms you can get banned on it threw, to request getting unbanned. People normally send these after saying something stupid, dumb, sexual, or generally inappropriate in said chat etc. and regret getting banned from said chat.
Unban requests normally consist of lame excuses, or reasons why they should be unbanned.

For example: "My little brother was on my computer."
Or, "I'm sorry I didn't mean to." Even though they deliberately typed the things in chat that got them banned.

The easiest way to avoid looking this idiotic is to bit type things that will get you banned in the first place.
Imjustalittlekid69 sent and unban request saying he "didn't mean it," to his favorite streamer after getting banned by her mods for explicitly typing: " Please bury me in your boobies!!!😍🥰😏😛😝😜" In her Twitch chat.
unban request by SomeDumbassGuy July 24, 2021

unbangable 

adjective describing an obese/ugly woman who is too ugly/fat to be physically pleasured by any living being.
Taylor: "That's one fat bitch, she has back flaps."
Trevor: "Yeah, She's totally unbangable."
unbangable by Taylor and Trevor April 20, 2008

urbanK07 

Pronunciation: Ur-ban-k07 1) This word is commonly used to call out noobs or fags that just suck at playing xbox. 2) It is also used to call out people on the road that suck at driving 3) Also commonly used by workers at the DMV who call people this who barley pass the test.
1) Derek after getting demolished playing xbox crashed his car. 2) Jeff called the guy who just got a license a Urbank07 because he sucks at driving.
urbanK07 by kingkandyman April 29, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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