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Umphrey's McGee
The best band you've never heard of. Are hardly a "jam band" because they put every other band in the field to shame with their ridiculous musicianship. Consists of six accomplished musicians, half of which have college degrees in music. Songs are a mixture of technical, tightly composed music (featuring odd time signatures, unexpected key changes, and brilliant melodies), excellent lyricism, and UM's hilarious sense of humor, puncutated by the amazing guitar playing of Brendan Bayliss and Jake Cinninger and drumming of Kris Myers. Definitely music for musicians, but can be enjoyed by all.
Too bad bands like Umphrey's McGee, Medeski Martin and Wood, and Bela Fleck are lumped into the jam band genre.
Umphrey's McGee by Mike from Tennessee December 12, 2004
Umphrey
Sweater-clad muhhfuckin beast. the illest cat ever to reside in the 406. He's finna beat yo ass daily with a certified manbook.
Umphrey by RealStruggler January 6, 2012
Umphreak
Umphreak by Mickey Hart August 9, 2008
umphreak
umptysquat
adj.
1. Amounting to or consisting of a number.
n. (used with a pl. verb)
1. An undetermined amount.
2. The amount of the people.
pron. (used with a pl. verb)
1. A number of persons or things.
1. Amounting to or consisting of a number.
n. (used with a pl. verb)
1. An undetermined amount.
2. The amount of the people.
pron. (used with a pl. verb)
1. A number of persons or things.
There was umptysquat people here today.
A umptysquat number of the workers had the flu.
I have umptysquat signed up today.
A umptysquat number of the workers had the flu.
I have umptysquat signed up today.
umptysquat by r00t January 27, 2005
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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