1. A black
kid with no future, no destiny, and no rapping abilities
2. The only Black dude at the table
3. usually the lame
kid who people use to get
help for thier homework.
4. Stalker of people named Daryn M.
1. "Man that
kid is a failure! PLUS he can't rap!" He is an Umpha
2. Person One: "Hey, who is that black
kid?"
Person Two: "Thats the Umpha of our group!"
3. Person One: "Man, that
kid is a total Umpha, but I really need help with this Chemistry homework!!"
4. Person One: "Hey! Is your name Daryn?"
Daryn: "...
Yes..."
Person One: "Does your last name begin with an M?"
Daryn: "...
Yes...why do you want to know?"
Person One: LOOK OUT FOR UMPHA!!! He will stalk you!!"
Daryn: "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"