Umph

1. UMPH - (expression): stated to express one's horniness or excitement, usually over the opposite sex

2. verb - to have sex with

3. noun - sounds made by either partner during sexual intercourse

A misspelling of the word "hump."

"UMPH!! A hot chick is coming our way!!"

"I wanna umph her so badly!!"

by UMPHER123 June 7, 2009

umph

Power, or lack thereof

My computer doesn't have enough umph to play that game.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

Umph

A sound you make when someone says something or is talking about something you don't really care about. Also the sound you would make when you see someone you don't like.

UMPH bitch I don't really care.

UMPH here this bitch come 🙄

by TheyScreamForMeechie December 28, 2018

Umph

the characteristic in a person which makes you want to throw them on the bed and do all sorts of nasty things to them

I think that I will sleep with Tom tonight, he's just got that umph.

by Amanda Fuoco July 21, 2005

umph

strange sound uttered by raffiki looking beastly individuals during extreme physical or mental activity, or while consuming large amounts of Taco Bell, or while doing nothing

Yo man, sean was umphing all over my house the other day

by Seans a loser March 27, 2003

Umph

Used to express skepticism, annoyance, or disgust while having a conversation.

Umph. Here we go again.

by Minaj_Lewinsky January 10, 2024

umph fa dasie

A Way of expressing horniness or sex with a fake German accent

Oh you want some umph fa dasie do you? Umph fa dasie!

by I.Vor Biggen November 18, 2013