A feller (or fellow, if you're not a redneck) who follows you around and holds an umbrella over your head to protect you from the rain or sun. This service can be done voluntarily by someone like a boyfriend or it can be a paid service. Mariah Carey has people to carry her water bottles. You know she has an umbreller.

A female version of an umbreller is an umbrellass.

It's raining so hard outside. I have all these binders and textbooks to carry to my next class. I wish I had an umbreller to keep me dry.

Umbreller by RAV4 July 9, 2010

Related Words

umbrellend • Umbreller • Umbrelling • Umbrellafended • umbrellardula • Umbrella Dick • umbrella drinking • Umbrella Nachos

Umbrelling

This act is very similar to the act of throwing shade. Instead of just having an attitude, however, you raise a small drink umbrella (commonly found in cocktails) above the person you wish to throw shade at and reprimand them for what they have said.

Isaac: Is Queen B's new album perfect or what?
Griffin: It's okay, I guess.
Isaac: *umbrelling Griffin* You can go.

Umbrelling by professionalshadethrower December 21, 2013

Umbreller

ABULEA GET THE UMBRELLERRRR #larryballs #maxinviradI’m

“Abuela get the unbreller” Fredrico

Umbreller is the term used when talking about umbrellas but you’re Max

Umbreller by MAXYPAXYPERIODPAD January 19, 2022

umbrellardula

A fleshy section on the front of the human shoulder measuring roughly 4" square that is biodesigned to absorb repeated strikes from passing open umbrellas that are not tilted away from passersby.

"This schmuck with one of those ginormous golf umbrellas just came barreling right through, hitting my left umbrellardula."

umbrellardula by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009

Umbrellafended

Being offended when you lend someone your umbrella and they forget it.

Elyse was umbrellafended when Vicky forgot her umbrella in the soup place and didn't remember it until later on.

Umbrellafended by magic.hobbit June 3, 2019

Umbrelling

When a entity is a parent of other entities. It comes from the expression "umbrella company".

ABC corporation umbrells 3 other companies that are engaged in different industries being defined as technology, retail and healthcare.

John Doe is the CEO of a conglomarate umbrelling numerous subsidiaries.

Umbrelling by tayhzinho March 19, 2024

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026