umas

The middle emotion between pemis and vagima, simply feeling nothing

“Im umas”
“do u need a hug”

umas by olivertheoilmaster April 5, 2026

UMass 

University of Massachusetts. "UMass" most likely refers to the largest and most popular Amherst campus.

Also may be refered to as "ZooMass."

Hey, did you hear about that kid from UMass? He got drunk and fell off his hotel balcony! He's in a coma!

UMass by Mike C. December 10, 2003

umass boston 

A bunch of fiscally wise teenagers just trying to get their bachelors done. Lovely views of construction and piles of dirt are everywhere. The school is in a loooot of debt. Pretty campus center tho

I'm broke so I'm going to UMass Boston!

umass boston by Umblady April 28, 2017

UMass Amherst 

The Zoo is a large city located in the center of a small town known to society as Amherst, Mass. This town would not other wise be known if it wasn't for the school. UMass Amherst is a place in which New Amsterdam may be rivaled in terms of the amount of ganja that circulates through the campus, especially in Central. Kids pregame harder than most kids party and parties are bigger on a Monday night than they would be at any other school on any given Friday or Saturday night. This is the 7th party school in the nation and the most violent. Our pride for the Red Sox is so strong that we are willing to flip over cars to demonstrate the love we have for our team and our alcohol consumption may lead to problems later in life. But hell, we're young.

Person 1: What did you do last weekend?
Student: I think I was at UMass Amherst. I don't remember. I was wasted.

UMass Amherst by Squints2 May 15, 2007

UMass Amherst 

A Massachusetts public institution of higher learning located in the middle of nowhere aka Amherst, Massachusetts. The location leads to the insane amount of partying that occurs, since there is nothing better to do. For the academic year of 2005-2006, UMass Amherst (Also known as Zoomass or Zoomass-Slamherst) was rated by the Princeton Review as the #9 party school in the country. ABC also rated it the most violent campus in the nation, but this was based on skewed numbers and outdated facts. UMass is home to Sylvan Residence Area, rated as one of the most sexually active campus residences in the country. Despite this, and noted Sylvanites such as Frank Black of the Pixies, Sylvan tends to be the last choice for residence for all incoming and current students due to its distance from the parties and campus center. UMass is home to world-reknowned Polymer studies and Linguistics programs, and the Isenberg School of Management rates among many Ivy League business schools as the best in the country. The most popular majors are Biological and Physical Sciences, Communications, and Psychology. It has an undergraduate enrollment of over 18,000 and is growing larger by the year.

Well, I got into all the schools I applied to, but I can only afford UMass Amherst.

(Typical example of the plight of college students.)

UMass Amherst by Pucci July 28, 2008

umasshole

A student of umass. Typically, the word is used to refer to an undergraduate who has just been released from his parents' leash.

It pisses me off that I have to stand in front of those umassholes and put up with their bullshit.

umasshole by somegoof January 18, 2005

UMassacre 

A weekend night at UMass Amherst that results in complete mayhem, usually caused by a mixture of drinking, use of drugs, drama, police, fights, more alcohol, and endless text messaging/calling/talking to explain the stories.

The first recorded "UMassacre" happened on the night of May 9 and the early morning of May 10, 2009. Numerous police arrests, fights, keg parties, gossip, and drunkenness contributed to this massacre at UMass.

UMassacre by kennedy7D May 13, 2009