A student of umass. Typically, the word is used to refer to an undergraduate who has just been released from his parents' leash.
by somegoof January 18, 2005
Get the umasshole mug.As an alumnus of UMass Dartmouth (not as insane as UMass Amherst... but close), it should be mentioned that we used this as a stupidly cute way to refer to each other.
by SomeCorsairPirateChick June 22, 2005
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by Holstein16 January 7, 2012
Get the unassholeish mug.The method used by drivers from Massachusetts to merge in a construction zone - driving as far in the lane that is ending and then forcing traffic to stop in the continuing lane as they force you to hit them or let them in.
by Ihatemassholes June 28, 2015
Get the masshole merge mug.Any Massachusetts driver who abides by the driving rules of Massachusetts highways (128, 93, 495, 3, and the Pike, but not West of Worcester). These rules are:
1) Never use your blinker.
2) If you want to change lanes, wait until there is someone to cut off
3) The speed limit is a guideline; it is the bare minimum you should go. Ideally, you should be going about 25-30 mph above it
4) No U-Turn signs are just a suggestion, you can bang a U-ie wherever you damn well please
5) Tailgating is mandatory if there is any traffic at all
6) One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn
7) If you see someone with a Yankees sticker, ride up even closer on their tail
8) Change lanes frequently
A Masshole isn't a shitty driver. He may piss you off, but he ultimately gets there faster and without crashing. It's an acquired skill
He also is probably smarter than anyone from any other state, and yet still can drink like a true Irishman
The Masshole test is simple. Go down Route 3 from Braintree to the Sagamore Bridge. If you do it in under 30 minutes, you're a Masshole
1) Never use your blinker.
2) If you want to change lanes, wait until there is someone to cut off
3) The speed limit is a guideline; it is the bare minimum you should go. Ideally, you should be going about 25-30 mph above it
4) No U-Turn signs are just a suggestion, you can bang a U-ie wherever you damn well please
5) Tailgating is mandatory if there is any traffic at all
6) One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn
7) If you see someone with a Yankees sticker, ride up even closer on their tail
8) Change lanes frequently
A Masshole isn't a shitty driver. He may piss you off, but he ultimately gets there faster and without crashing. It's an acquired skill
He also is probably smarter than anyone from any other state, and yet still can drink like a true Irishman
The Masshole test is simple. Go down Route 3 from Braintree to the Sagamore Bridge. If you do it in under 30 minutes, you're a Masshole
Me: I made it from Boston to Hyannis in under an hour
Someone else: Dude, you're such a fuckin' Masshole
Someone else: Dude, you're such a fuckin' Masshole
by King of the Massholes April 28, 2011
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Get the massholes mug.This is a individual who is obsessed with the world of mixed martial arts (MMA) and takes it way too far. This is a person who goes out to take the knowledge they got while watching "THE NEXT ULTIMATE FIGHTER" marathon and acts as if there is no one tougher that they are. They can be found and all types of establishments that serve alcohol. When they are engaged in a confrontation they will speak of their "Striking Skills" and"Ground and Pound". This persons wardrobe consists of Affliction and Tapout apparel mainly or has a Affliction and Tapout logo tattoo.
The guy in who started that fight is a mmasshole.
"I have a unstoppable ground and pound" stated the mmasshole
"I have a unstoppable ground and pound" stated the mmasshole
by Ginger Bouncer August 2, 2010
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