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Ulysses: an extremely handsome, charming, sexy beast that everyone loves. He loves to hang out with friends and hates posers. His penis is incredibly large, and he himself can pleasure 5 girls at a time. All girls love him, all guys envy him, even the gods. He is usually tall, or has someone tall in his family, brown eyes, brown hair, muscular, and a great musician. His music can sweep the great Aphrodite off her feet.
He is making me so hot. He's such a Ulysses.
All my friends say that he acts like a Ulysses.

He's so handsome, he's like a Ulysses
Ulysses by Johnny Marnell August 19, 2011

Ulysses H. Ficus 

Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.
Ulysses H. Ficus killed 11,800+ people.
person with big dick and likes to tell jokes that is totally awesome
I am a ulysses, because im awesome.
Ulysses by Ulysses123 January 26, 2011

Ulysses S. Grunt 

Famous Civil War general, later two term Republican president, owner of Grunt's farm.
Ulysses S. Grunt was known as U.S. Grunt.
Ulysses S. Grunt by andy1 November 6, 2006
Greek hero from Homer's Illiad and Odyssey. He was a very smart and cunning king (king of Ithica) who came up with the idea of the 'Trojan Horse' to win the war for the Greeks. It took Ulysses 10 years to find his way home after the war. The Illiad and especially the Odyssey are two of the greatest stories ever told.

Usually refers to someone who is very cunning.
He is as cunning as Ulysses.
ulysses by hahahahahahahahahaha January 17, 2008

Crank That Ulysses

When you fuck a girl in the butt so hard you can make her ass big enough so you can stick a cane up her ass then rent a wood chipper and put her through it.
Yo last night was the first time i got to crank that Ulysses.
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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