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Ultratasking

This is doing the absolute maximum number of tasks at a given time. Way beyond just Multitasking
Ultratasking-I was on the toilet, working on my laptop, talking on confrence call, watching the football game, and eating a slice of pizza & coke when I decided this would be a good time to clip my toenails.
Ultratasking by Salmonhq October 18, 2009

UltraSmashed

The state of equilibrium obtained from being Handsome AF, yet drunk as a vape lord, mostly affects twitch streamers but may be given to the general public through acts of toxicity towards other people, A prime example of being "UltraSmashed" is the twitch streamer UltraSmashed, who's toxicity and drunken insanity is famous across the nation.
UltraSmashed: I'M GONNA FUCK MYSELF..... ON STREAM *throws headset*
Anon: I think I'm infected
UltraSmashed: *falls off chair*
UltraSmashed by TheLoafBloke April 10, 2017

UltraBased 

UltraBased is the peak of based, the best form of based
paxmax is UltraBased
UltraBased by PaxmaxTheGod July 24, 2021

ultradank 

Adjective used by musician Walter Becker (of Steely Dan fame). Usually used along with superfine.
"This tape will be superfine, ultradank and most excellent for my purposes."
ultradank by Since 1845 May 11, 2006

ultramassavarium 

1. A secret spell hidden in the depths of the restricted section in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry library. It will inflict the victim with the uncontrollable urge to do the chicken dance and simultaneously shout their most embarrassing moments in Shakespearean language.

2. Used as a slang word in place of embarrass or humiliate.
1. James: "ultramassavarium!"

*points wand at severus*
Severus: *doing chicken dance* "HAVE THOU, A YOUNG ROSE WHO SHALL BE NAMED LILLIUS EVANS DOTH NOT LOVE ME!"

2. "Oh boy, am I gonna ultramassavarium you one day!"
ultramassavarium by wordtaxi September 26, 2010

ultragasm 

When a man climaxes during masturbation and releases a jetstream of projectile giz simultaneously out of the penis, mouth, ears, nostrils and asshole.
Holy shit! I was just jackin off when I suddenly ultragasmed all over the walls!