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Jeremy Paxman 

A popular UK drinking game. As used in the expression "to do a Jeremy Paxman".

A Paxman is two more than a John Craven, one more than a Trevor McDonald.

Therefore the act of drinking 5 pints without a piss.

(5 UK pints is 2.84 litres)

This is big league stuff - be careful out there.
See the John Craven for instructions.

Jeremy Paxman is a British BBC news presenter from England. He is best known for his abrasive and forthright style of interviewing on the BBC's Newsnight programme. Respect to Flip!
Jeremy Paxman by Scott Hatton December 24, 2007
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A "pamaxa" is a bone spoon used for the explicit purpose of violence against other living beings.

The pam in pamaxa means a bone spoon is a spoon carved out from an animal bone and usually stands around 14 centimeters tall. (Approximately 5.5 inches)
The axa in pamaxa means a handheld implement used as a weapon.

It must specifically be a bone spoon, and it must have been used or implemented as a weapon to be classified as a pamaxa.
Barack was praised for the inclusion of a pamaxa in his first person shooter video game, even though it was very ineffective at doing anything.
pamaxa by NotBalticc April 15, 2022
Vagina, Pito, Passos Coelho, Bacalhau, Assado
A tua boca parece uma paxaxa
paxaxa by IdontFreakinKnowMyName March 12, 2017
Paxaxa is a word commonly used in Portugal as a slang word, that means vagina.

Although it´s not used as a regular basic when referring to a female's sexual organ, paxaxa is a very known word.
Aquela gaja tem cá uma paxaxa! - That chic as got THAT pussy!
paxaxa by Pekinice January 2, 2017
One who has lotus like eyes.

Determined and independent, 1s are born leaders headed for success. Their charismatic personality means they have no trouble making new friends.
Hey padmaxi.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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