Steely Dan

(1) proper name of a steam powered dildo from the novel "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs.

(2) jazzy rock band from the 70's, most of whom's subtle lyrics are about heavy heavy drug use, ludacrus sex and suicide. curiously, a favorite of house wives everywhere for their soft tones and smooth vocals.

by G July 21, 2003

Steely Dan

1) A jazzy classic rock group

2) Often mistaken by retarded people as one person.

2) "I love that steely Dan guy. He's an amazing artist"

by Willburto August 11, 2009

Steely Dan

A Massive Metal dildo, sometimes double-headed

Jorge: "Holy Shit it's a Steely Dan!"
Tim: "I'll use that on my girl tonight!"

by BlackDogz January 10, 2009

Steely Dan

Feeling two very strong emotions at the same time, one of which is always sadness. In honor of the band's ability to combine really depressing lyrics with peppy jazzy music.

My massive hangover made my morning intensely Steely Dan. That bar hop was epic!

by mauimattipus September 10, 2011

Steely Dan

When a band has a vibe that is one of a kind.

"Man, this band is awesome!" "Yea, such a Steely Dan, too bad they are only in town for 1 night."

by Shep Shep October 06, 2008

Steely Dan

a Marino. "Steak tips, barabaque sauce, Mayo, cheese, and a bun."

dude, i totally munched on a delicious steely dan the other day.

Oh man, this steely dan im eating is totally not a large metal dildo.

by Sneakers O'Toole January 08, 2008

Steely Dan

a large, hand crafted dildo. the dildo is made by molding feces into the designated design and then sticking the dildo in the freezr. after the steely dan is completed, it is then inserted into a female's FUPA, or 'Fat Upper Pussy Area". steely dans are a great frozen treat if used on a nice warm day.

Yo, did you see that chicks steely dan????? that shit looks like a floppy jalopy!

by hhs.pickle.monster January 28, 2010