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ultragasm 

When a man climaxes during masturbation and releases a jetstream of projectile giz simultaneously out of the penis, mouth, ears, nostrils and asshole.
Holy shit! I was just jackin off when I suddenly ultragasmed all over the walls!
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ultragamer 

A guy who likes to find the smallest inconveniences, is literally the modern equivalent to xX(username)Xx. Ultragamers are usually neckbeards or communists aswell and are frequent users of sites such as Reddit or 4chan
Oh lord, i think he is being an ultragamer

Ultragamer 

A certain communist person that despite all the time spent grinding rainbow6 still can be beat by a capitalistic toddler with a keyboard.
Person 1: oh christ why wont this guy help me reinforce walls jezzzusss!!!.
Person 2: I think we might be dealing with a ultragamer
Ultragamer by StupidGnome August 5, 2021

Ultratasking

This is doing the absolute maximum number of tasks at a given time. Way beyond just Multitasking
Ultratasking-I was on the toilet, working on my laptop, talking on confrence call, watching the football game, and eating a slice of pizza & coke when I decided this would be a good time to clip my toenails.
Ultratasking by Salmonhq October 18, 2009

UltraSmashed

The state of equilibrium obtained from being Handsome AF, yet drunk as a vape lord, mostly affects twitch streamers but may be given to the general public through acts of toxicity towards other people, A prime example of being "UltraSmashed" is the twitch streamer UltraSmashed, who's toxicity and drunken insanity is famous across the nation.
UltraSmashed: I'M GONNA FUCK MYSELF..... ON STREAM *throws headset*
Anon: I think I'm infected
UltraSmashed: *falls off chair*
UltraSmashed by TheLoafBloke April 10, 2017

UltraBased 

UltraBased is the peak of based, the best form of based
paxmax is UltraBased
UltraBased by PaxmaxTheGod July 24, 2021

ultradash 

sum skinny gay e-boy that no one likes
ew look at that ultradash so disgusting.
ultradash by TrapBG September 21, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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