ultragasm

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When a man climaxes during masturbation and releases a jetstream of projectile giz simultaneously out of the penis, mouth, ears, nostrils and asshole.

Holy shit! I was just jackin off when I suddenly ultragasmed all over the walls!

ultragasm by ljqernkjqtne;oasudnrbvo;aunrgpouansjknujkbaew July 21, 2007

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ultragamer

A guy who likes to find the smallest inconveniences, is literally the modern equivalent to xX(username)Xx. Ultragamers are usually neckbeards or communists aswell and are frequent users of sites such as Reddit or 4chan

Oh lord, i think he is being an ultragamer

ultragamer by WhyDoINeedANameQuestionMark August 5, 2021

Related Words

ultragasm • Ultragamer • Pultragasm • UltraBased • ultradash • Ultragarch • ultramassavarium • UltraSmashed • Ultra-gay • Ultra-tasking

Ultragamer

A certain communist person that despite all the time spent grinding rainbow6 still can be beat by a capitalistic toddler with a keyboard.

Person 1: oh christ why wont this guy help me reinforce walls jezzzusss!!!.
Person 2: I think we might be dealing with a ultragamer

Ultragamer by StupidGnome August 5, 2021

Ultratasking

This is doing the absolute maximum number of tasks at a given time. Way beyond just Multitasking

Ultratasking-I was on the toilet, working on my laptop, talking on confrence call, watching the football game, and eating a slice of pizza & coke when I decided this would be a good time to clip my toenails.

Ultratasking by Salmonhq October 18, 2009

UltraSmashed

The state of equilibrium obtained from being Handsome AF, yet drunk as a vape lord, mostly affects twitch streamers but may be given to the general public through acts of toxicity towards other people, A prime example of being "UltraSmashed" is the twitch streamer UltraSmashed, who's toxicity and drunken insanity is famous across the nation.

UltraSmashed: I'M GONNA FUCK MYSELF..... ON STREAM *throws headset*
Anon: I think I'm infected
UltraSmashed: *falls off chair*

UltraSmashed by TheLoafBloke April 10, 2017

UltraBased

UltraBased is the peak of based, the best form of based

paxmax is UltraBased

UltraBased by PaxmaxTheGod July 24, 2021

ultradash

sum skinny gay e-boy that no one likes

ew look at that ultradash so disgusting.

ultradash by TrapBG September 21, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026