A final, uncompromising demand for anal intercourse issued by a boyfriend or girlfriend to a boyfriend or girlfriend, the rejection of which leads to a severance of relations.

Boyfriend: "It has been three years and alls I wants is to snake on up there. In and out. Real quick like."

Girlfriend: "There is no way I am letting you ass fuck me. Fuck your own ass or shit on your hand and whack off!"

Boyfriend: "I didn't want it to have to come to this but you have left me no alternative. I am issuing you an ultimanal - either we have anal sex or it is over."

Girlfriend: "Fine."

Ultimanal by D-balm May 23, 2008

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ultimeatum

Burger that is seen in Regular Show episode "The Best Burger in the World" It consists of a cheeseburger stuffed inside a cheeseburger with deep fried cheeseburgers for buns that is then topped off with Himalayan ketchup. It is only served at the Grill 'Em Up truck once every 100 years and is only made by the truck's head chef Ajay Maldonaldo.

I heard if you ask for the ultimeatum Idaho style, they put a whole bag of chips in it!

ultimeatum by XANthonyfantano August 14, 2017

ultimatt

a term given to those named
Matthew, combining the terms
matthew and ultimate
therefore ULTIMATT, sometimes
spelt with an "!" instead of an "i"

'Matthew Joson is the first ultimatt/ult!matt'

'http://www.myspace.com/ultimatt_v2'

ultimatt by u l t ! m a t t January 4, 2009

UltimaDargon

A Man Who Makes Great GFX's
XeroCreative

UltimaDargon Pwnz j00
All your b4s3 belongs to him
Ph34r!!! ;[!!!

UltimaDargon by Death April 23, 2005

ultimaxtreme

Ultimaxtreme is a portmanteau of the words ultimate, maximum, and extreme. It generally refers to something that is so awesome that a single word cannot define it.

Person: "man chuck norris is so ultimaxtreme!"

ultimaxtreme by Andruth September 22, 2007

ultimatatum

The same thing as an ultimatum when you are editing a Dear Abby article at 3:00 AM.

Dear Abby: My boyfriend gave me an ultimatatum.

ultimatatum by Mr CPE March 31, 2023

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026