uglystick

A word that describes or gives an excuse of how a person got so ugly.

He so damn ugly he look like he got beat with the uglystick.

by angela M. February 20, 2007

ugly stick

A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.

Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.

1) Christ, she ain't half been beaten with the ugly stick.

2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.

by Stafford June 5, 2005

beaten with the ugly stick

to be extremely ugly. sort of short for "god sure beat her with the ugly stick!!"

Man, Pug didn't just get beaten with the ugly stick, she got pummelled.

by kasper May 5, 2004

the ugly stick

Term used to describe the implement that must have attacked someone of poor aesthetics. As in xxx got beat with the ugly stick.

She got hit it the ugly stick.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Ugly Stick

Describes how a person became unattractive

Damn! Bitch got hit hard by the ugly stick!

by Xerobull November 29, 2002

ugly stick

1)A weapon or tool used to bludgeon a person's face to make them look rather questionable.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad

1)Good God man, have you seen Katie lately? She looks like she got a little too friendly with an ugly stick.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.

by Eduardo666 December 14, 2008

Ugly Stick

A humorous way of saying that someone is, or has become, ugly.

In a movie, a victim is in court and sees her attacker enter court, now quite ugly due to his own actions. Victim says to him: "Look who's been hit with the ugly stick"

by two possum power March 5, 2008