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ugly stick
A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.
Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.
Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.
1) Christ, she ain't half been beaten with the ugly stick.
2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.
2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.
ugly stick by Stafford June 5, 2005
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beaten with the ugly stick
beaten with the ugly stick by kasper May 5, 2004
the ugly stick
Term used to describe the implement that must have attacked someone of poor aesthetics. As in xxx got beat with the ugly stick.
the ugly stick by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
ugly stick
1)A weapon or tool used to bludgeon a person's face to make them look rather questionable.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad
1)Good God man, have you seen Katie lately? She looks like she got a little too friendly with an ugly stick.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.
ugly stick by Eduardo666 December 14, 2008
Ugly Stick
In a movie, a victim is in court and sees her attacker enter court, now quite ugly due to his own actions. Victim says to him: "Look who's been hit with the ugly stick"
Ugly Stick by two possum power March 5, 2008
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