A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.

Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.
1) Christ, she ain't half been beaten with the ugly stick.

2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.
by Stafford May 31, 2005
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1)A weapon or tool used to bludgeon a person's face to make them look rather questionable.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad
1)Good God man, have you seen Katie lately? She looks like she got a little too friendly with an ugly stick.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.
by Eduardo666 March 12, 2007
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if you get beaten with it you will become UGLAY!!
jerry: Ugh! Look at Zoey! Dude, when she was born she got beaten with an ugly stick!
by Ottomann August 28, 2008
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n; a term used for skinnier females, often used by fat bitches who are way uglier and twice the size.
person a) whoa she is such an ugly stick
person b) yeah i bet she weighs less than my left ass cheek.
by uglystick July 5, 2011
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a pole 10 feet and 1 inch long, prompting the saying "I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole", that is pointed so that the user of the stick can poke ugly people to make them move away so that the person holding the stick isn't seen with the ugly person.
The perfect tool when one wants to remain socially acceptable but must go out in public with someone who's face looks like a volcano or like someone stepped on it with steel toed boots
"beat him with a shovel and poke him with an ugly stick."

"use the ugly stick, we don't want him near us!!"

"Hey, what's with the stick?" -- "We use it to keep my brother away :)"
by LSW Productions February 3, 2010
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Diller beat some hoe with his ugly stick and turned her ugly. Now she has chlamyphilis and herpes simplex 20.
by the Little Kid June 2, 2006
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Term used to describe the implement that must have attacked someone of poor aesthetics. As in xxx got beat with the ugly stick.
She got hit it the ugly stick.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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