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A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.

Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.
1) Christ, she ain't half been beaten with the ugly stick.

2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.
by Stafford May 31, 2005
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A word that describes or gives an excuse of how a person got so ugly.
He so damn ugly he look like he got beat with the uglystick.
by angela M. February 19, 2007
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1)A weapon or tool used to bludgeon a person's face to make them look rather questionable.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad
1)Good God man, have you seen Katie lately? She looks like she got a little too friendly with an ugly stick.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.
by Eduardo666 March 11, 2007
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A humorous way of saying that someone is, or has become, ugly.
In a movie, a victim is in court and sees her attacker enter court, now quite ugly due to his own actions. Victim says to him: "Look who's been hit with the ugly stick"
by two possum power March 05, 2008
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A stick used by Doctors to beat newborn babies about the face with so that they are not beautiful.
Nurse: Here is the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is poor white trash, 5 whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.
by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005
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