ugly bag

A purse that is vintage or earthy but happens to be very cute, if it is designed wrong has the potential to be very ugly.

wow bridget got such a cute ugly bag from that thrift store downtown!

by lindsss. April 6, 2009

ugly bag of mostly water

What a human being or other carbon-based life form appears to be, to a hypothetical silicon-based life form. From the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" episode "Home Soil".

A human beingHuman being is such an ugly bag of mostly water!

by pentozali April 22, 2008

bag ugly

A term used to describe someone who is so pitifully ugly that it detriments society as a whole and they should cover their face with a bag.

Ryan: Evan, would you agree that the vast majority of people on Jerry Springer are ugly?

Evan: I agree, they are all very unpleasant to look at. I would even venture to say that they are bag ugly.

Ryan: Agreed

by rags2ritch January 22, 2011

ugly giant bags of mostly water

Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".

{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link

by Telephony August 6, 2016

double paper bag ugly

When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs falls off!

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

ugly fucking hoe bag bitch

someone who is named giuliana sagese and is a f**king clown

friend: yeah you know giuliana, she is an ugly fucking hoe bag bitch!!

giulianas mom: i agree

by drunk.sharks May 21, 2020