ugly bag 

A purse that is vintage or earthy but happens to be very cute, if it is designed wrong has the potential to be very ugly.

wow bridget got such a cute ugly bag from that thrift store downtown!

ugly bag by lindsss. April 6, 2009

ugly bag of mostly water 

What a human being or other carbon-based life form appears to be, to a hypothetical silicon-based life form. From the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" episode "Home Soil".

A human beingHuman being is such an ugly bag of mostly water!

ugly bag of mostly water by pentozali April 22, 2008

double paper bag ugly

When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs falls off!

double paper bag ugly by Anonymous May 18, 2003

bag ugly 

A term used to describe someone who is so pitifully ugly that it detriments society as a whole and they should cover their face with a bag.

Ryan: Evan, would you agree that the vast majority of people on Jerry Springer are ugly?

Evan: I agree, they are all very unpleasant to look at. I would even venture to say that they are bag ugly.

Ryan: Agreed

bag ugly by rags2ritch January 22, 2011

ugly fucking hoe bag bitch 

someone who is named giuliana sagese and is a f**king clown

friend: yeah you know giuliana, she is an ugly fucking hoe bag bitch!!

giulianas mom: i agree

ugly fucking hoe bag bitch by drunk.sharks May 21, 2020

ugly giant bags of mostly water

Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".

{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link

ugly giant bags of mostly water by Telephony August 6, 2016