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ugly bag of mostly water 

What a human being or other carbon-based life form appears to be, to a hypothetical silicon-based life form. From the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" episode "Home Soil".
A human beingHuman being is such an ugly bag of mostly water!

double paper bag ugly

When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs falls off!

bag ugly 

A term used to describe someone who is so pitifully ugly that it detriments society as a whole and they should cover their face with a bag.
Ryan: Evan, would you agree that the vast majority of people on Jerry Springer are ugly?

Evan: I agree, they are all very unpleasant to look at. I would even venture to say that they are bag ugly.

Ryan: Agreed
bag ugly by rags2ritch January 22, 2011

ugly fucking hoe bag bitch 

someone who is named giuliana sagese and is a f**king clown
friend: yeah you know giuliana, she is an ugly fucking hoe bag bitch!!

giulianas mom: i agree

ugly giant bags of mostly water

Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".
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Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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