A generic 16 ounce red colored disposable plastic cup. Typically utilized at high school or collegehouse parties where underage drinkers are illegally consuming alcohol.
The Ubiquitous Red Cup is often utilized individually by underage drinkers or ten Ubiquitous Red Cups are grouped into a pyramid for a game of beer pong.
The Ubiquitous Red Cup often contains cheap beer such as Natural Light or cocktails consisting of Coke or Pepsi products mixed with small amounts of cheap brand vodka, rum, or whiskey.
Part in fact, that most high school and college partygoers cannot afford large amounts of premium alcohol.
Ivan: "Hey Steve check out Jessie, she's over there pouring a can of Natural Light into a Ubiquitous Red Cup"
Steve: "Wow! She looks hot tonight, I'm gonna go talk to her!"
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A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.