uberlance
An uberlance is an uber one orders for medical reasons, because an actual ambulance is too expensive, quicker than an actual ambulance, or transports them in a medical almost emergency.
The hill was so steep, I called an uberlance to avoid dying.
The bleeding was so bad I called an uberlance to get me to the emergency room
My gawd the ambulance is taking too long, let's call an uberlance.
The bleeding was so bad I called an uberlance to get me to the emergency room
My gawd the ambulance is taking too long, let's call an uberlance.
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