An uberlance is an uber one orders for
medical reasons, because an actual ambulance is too
expensive, quicker than an actual ambulance, or
transports them in a medical almost emergency.
The hill was so steep, I called an uberlance to avoid dying.
The bleeding was so bad I called an uberlance to get me to the
emergency room
My gawd the ambulance is taking too long, let's call an uberlance.