The best thing that could ever happen
something unreal or an out of body experience a word used when expressing great emotion
beyond wording, the highest level of grandness
Mac - "hey allie how was your weekend"
Allie - "It was Ubertastic "
Mac - "sounds pretty amazing"
Allie - "you have no idea ;)"
Ubergammin is a rare radiation sickness caused by jacking off while standing in gamma rays. The main noticeable effect is your dick shrinking to the size of an Asian's. Some side effects are becoming an Albanian, which develops into having an Albanian accent.
Guy: Girl, look at my dick! *pulls down pants*
Girl: *chuckles* It's the size of an Asian's!
Guy: Shut the fuck up! (said in Albanian accent)
Girl: Were you jacking off in gamma rays?
Guy: Yes (also said in Albanian accent)
Girl: You must have Ubergammin!
After a long time at work, your shift finally ends and it is time to call it quits and go home. You decide to call an uber home and you fuck the living shit out of the drivers car without his knowledge.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.