Phamtasm is a rare state of mind when you touch tips with a Vietnamese man while meditating. The side effects are getting high for the duration of time in phamtasm and becoming Asian, Vietnamese in particular.
Person 1: Thirsty is so I.
Person 2: Wait, since when have you been Asian?
Person 1: Since I touched tips with a Vietnamese man while meditating.
Person 2: Dammit, you're high too! You must be in phamtasm.
Person 2: Wait, since when have you been Asian?
Person 1: Since I touched tips with a Vietnamese man while meditating.
Person 2: Dammit, you're high too! You must be in phamtasm.
by MrYellow November 30, 2013
Lawlcaking is an action done in a special high called phamtasm. While lawlcaking, one starts laughing uncontrollably and has an irresistable craving for cake, red velvet in particular. Lawlcaking can be fatal, as laughing uncontrollably can stop your breathing.
Person 1: *laughing* I need red velvet cake!
Person 2: Are you high.
Person 1: *still laughing* Yes.
Person 2: You must be lawlcaking!
Person 1: *laughing* *stops breathing* *dies*
Person 2: Are you high.
Person 1: *still laughing* Yes.
Person 2: You must be lawlcaking!
Person 1: *laughing* *stops breathing* *dies*
by MrYellow November 30, 2013
Ubergammin is a rare radiation sickness caused by jacking off while standing in gamma rays. The main noticeable effect is your dick shrinking to the size of an Asian's. Some side effects are becoming an Albanian, which develops into having an Albanian accent.
Guy: Girl, look at my dick! *pulls down pants*
Girl: *chuckles* It's the size of an Asian's!
Guy: Shut the fuck up! (said in Albanian accent)
Girl: Were you jacking off in gamma rays?
Guy: Yes (also said in Albanian accent)
Girl: You must have Ubergammin!
Girl: *chuckles* It's the size of an Asian's!
Guy: Shut the fuck up! (said in Albanian accent)
Girl: Were you jacking off in gamma rays?
Guy: Yes (also said in Albanian accent)
Girl: You must have Ubergammin!
by MrYellow November 30, 2013