Ubergammin is a rare radiation sickness caused by
jacking off while standing in gamma rays. The main noticeable effect is your
dick shrinking to the size of an
Asian's. Some side effects are becoming an Albanian, which develops into having an Albanian accent.
Guy: Girl, look at my
dick! *pulls down pants*
Girl: *chuckles* It's the size of an
Asian's!
Guy: Shut the fuck up! (said in Albanian accent)
Girl: Were you jacking off in gamma rays?
Guy: Yes (also said in Albanian accent)
Girl: You must have Ubergammin!