After a long time at work, your shift finally ends and it is time to call it quits and go home. You decide to call an uber home and you fuck the living shit out of the drivers car without his knowledge.
Ubergammin is a rare radiation sickness caused by jacking off while standing in gamma rays. The main noticeable effect is your dick shrinking to the size of an Asian's. Some side effects are becoming an Albanian, which develops into having an Albanian accent.
Guy: Girl, look at my dick! *pulls down pants*
Girl: *chuckles* It's the size of an Asian's!
Guy: Shut the fuck up! (said in Albanian accent)
Girl: Were you jacking off in gamma rays?
Guy: Yes (also said in Albanian accent)
Girl: You must have Ubergammin!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.