uțan
Best name in The world, The name uțan is popular by his big 17 Inch penis.
They are popular, beautiful , and funny
They are popular, beautiful , and funny
uțan by Wonderfull_words November 22, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Prices in USD. Free US shipping. International shipping and regional book fees are shown before payment.
Related Words
utan • utania • uțan • utan (oo-tan) • Utan walk • utanahikin • Utanapishtim • Utandra • Utangwieser • U-tang
utan
me:watch this guys
friends: ok i watching
me: slurp
friends: are you sucking water with your anus?
me: yes, its my new trick
friends: what the hell man
me: im utan (ing)
friends: ok i watching
me: slurp
friends: are you sucking water with your anus?
me: yes, its my new trick
friends: what the hell man
me: im utan (ing)
utan by Graham choi August 23, 2011
utan (oo-tan)
utan (oo-tan) by Uncle Doogs May 18, 2022
Orange-U-Tan
Nickname for President Trump that draws on his oddly orange complexion, his passion for fake tans, and his ape-like behaviour (though Orangutans might be insulted by the comparison)
The Orange-U-Tan and his monkey business are beginning to get on my nerves - treason, corruption, and lies, lies, lies!
I'm afraid to turn on the TV in the morning, just to find out that the Orange-U-Tan has done something new to embarrass himself AND America...
I'm afraid to turn on the TV in the morning, just to find out that the Orange-U-Tan has done something new to embarrass himself AND America...
Orange-U-Tan by Freia June 11, 2018
Utanapishtim
1. A god from the tale "The Epic of Gilgamesh." In this pre-bible religious scripture, Utanapishtim helps Gilgamesh change from human into an immortal god.
2. Most commonly referred to as the Utana Island 'Pishtims. This NFL franchise has won 10 Super Bowls in 9 seasons. In the co-management and co-owner switch, the Utana 'Pishtims changed their name to the Utana Island 'Pishtims. They play out of Utana Island (next to British Columbia) and have a stadium that seats 19,000,000 fans.
3. King of Utana Island. Utanapishtim is the ruler of the whole land.
2. Most commonly referred to as the Utana Island 'Pishtims. This NFL franchise has won 10 Super Bowls in 9 seasons. In the co-management and co-owner switch, the Utana 'Pishtims changed their name to the Utana Island 'Pishtims. They play out of Utana Island (next to British Columbia) and have a stadium that seats 19,000,000 fans.
3. King of Utana Island. Utanapishtim is the ruler of the whole land.
Examples:
1. "Dude have you read the "Epic of Gilgamesh"?"
"Ya man, Utanapishtim is totally dope."
2. "I can't wait to go to the Utana 'Pishtim game tonight. Its going to be so fun!"
3. "All hail King Utanapishtim!"
1. "Dude have you read the "Epic of Gilgamesh"?"
"Ya man, Utanapishtim is totally dope."
2. "I can't wait to go to the Utana 'Pishtim game tonight. Its going to be so fun!"
3. "All hail King Utanapishtim!"
Utanapishtim by EthanChrist April 9, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026