Utanapishtim

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1. A god from the tale "The Epic of Gilgamesh." In this pre-bible religious scripture, Utanapishtim helps Gilgamesh change from human into an immortal god.

2. Most commonly referred to as the Utana Island 'Pishtims. This NFL franchise has won 10 Super Bowls in 9 seasons. In the co-management and co-owner switch, the Utana 'Pishtims changed their name to the Utana Island 'Pishtims. They play out of Utana Island (next to British Columbia) and have a stadium that seats 19,000,000 fans.

3. King of Utana Island. Utanapishtim is the ruler of the whole land.

Examples:

1. "Dude have you read the "Epic of Gilgamesh"?"
"Ya man, Utanapishtim is totally dope."

2. "I can't wait to go to the Utana 'Pishtim game tonight. Its going to be so fun!"

3. "All hail King Utanapishtim!"

Utanapishtim by EthanChrist April 9, 2010

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Utnapishtim

From: The epic of Gilgamesh. A king and priest of Shurrupak. The god Ea tells him to build a fucking boat. he listens. he carried his wife and animals to safety. The Fucking Noah of Mesopotamia!

WARNING: Do not mix him up with Urshanabi
Utnapishtim the ending looks like Shit I'm Like im going to shit cause it's fucking Noah
Urshanabi the ending looks like Hanna Bi (but pronunced like by) like how did hannah get acroos the river? By Urshanabi the ferrymen duh!

I'm Going to Shit because it's the fucking Noah of Mestpotamia- Utnapishtim!

Utnapishtim by FuckingSchool January 15, 2013

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Utnapishtim

An untelligible Glaswegian swear word.

"Och, yon's a braw big boatie ye hae, there, mon. Wha built it?"
Elderly derelict reeking of alcohol mutters incoherently in reply: "...Utnapishtim, Jimmy."

Utnapishtim by Mr_Fatty February 20, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026