Typeist

Someone who hates or dislikes another person based off the way they type.
It's like racist but instead of race is how you type.
To clarify this, Long Well Written Paragraph vs Short Sentences sent eveytime they type it.
This can also be referred as Typeism.

Man: HEY WHY DON'T YOU SEND PARAGRAPHS LIKE THE REST OF INSTEAD OF YOUR LAME STUPID "sentence by sentence" STUFF! Man 2: HEY! That's TYPEIST and you know it! Man 3: Aw geez...

by TheRealWaluigi October 10, 2019

typeist

God among men. Our lord and savior.

Typeist is so hot

by Typeist December 11, 2022

gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

Typoist

Someone who makes a lot of typos because he/she types too fast.
(So he/she is constantly typoing.)

"I liek teh geren car."
- "..."
"I'm sorry. I wanted to say I like the green car. I'm a terrible typoist! :("

by Procrat December 21, 2008

Gusset typist

Female form of masturbation...think about it.

The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.

by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009

typestolgia

(n.) - A nostalgia for old manual and electric typewriters as well as the sound of typewriting on such machines

"I like my computer with its sleek keyboard, of course, but I must say, I also harbor a personal typestolgia for the old days of manual typewriters and electric typewriters."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan, May 15, 2010

by PRwiz101 May 21, 2010

Typesturbating

Obviously, jacking off while typing. typing may be anything from a facebook status to something more reasonable to typesturbating, such as searching porn. Typing is usually done by the dominant hand.

Whatcha doing?
Just Typesturbating, I might switch hands in a few.

by ILurndTooSpel June 14, 2010