twotkin 

v. a female version of a blumpkin or

eating a girl out while she is taking a shit

fat jack walks in the bathroom and sees michaela dropping a big old mud monkey and knowing how much he loves her butthole he walks over and eats her out while she is shitting or giving her a twotkin

twotkin by Fatty Jack Burke June 10, 2009

Twokinds 

An awesome webcomic about an insane war-criminal who suffered amnesia, and is now trying to escape the war he created. The war is between humans and "keidrans," which are furries. He goes on an adventure with the tigress whom he saved, and eventually joins up with a law-abiding rat thing, a gender-confused assassin wolf, a rich slavemaster and his naive, romantic slave.

It sounds retarded, but you gotta give it a chance :D

It's fucking AWESOME.

"Hey Garrett, did you check out Twokinds yet?"
"I fucking hate you, I barely got any sleep because I was reading it for 4 hours."

Twokinds by Seriou3 May 9, 2011

twoskin 

An insult for a guy who is half-Jewish (generally used if their father is Jewish). Is meant to imply that they are only half-circumcised.

A stereotype of twoskins is they have "Reverse Jew Syndrome", wherein they are susceptible to blatant rip-offs.

You bought a can of soda for five dollars? You're such a twoskin.

twoskin by Thomas Hutchinson February 4, 2007

twockin 

Philly slang used to describe an event that was extremely entertaining , fun, or exciting

Damn bro! That party was twockin!

twockin by /.!? March 28, 2015

Tworking

Watching Twitch.tv while at work

I'm tworking all day long.
I twork 5 days a week.

Tworking by Sparky1492 November 29, 2016

Twokking 

(v.) To show great approval of, stalk, swarm over an/or drool at.

2. To attempt to acquire something or make conversation about acquiring it

The chavs can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter.

Twokking by Saruhbear October 16, 2008

Twokinds 

A really, really REALLY fucking weird "totes not furry!1 guiyze" webcomic made by Markiplier's brother. (I'm not fucking kidding you. Tom Fischbach. Look him up.) It is known for being full of shitty anime plot tropes, an art style that only the French could enjoy and character designs that are clearly meant to get the 13-year-old-going-into-puberty's sperm production into overdrive. (If you can't catch the hint, the characters are blatant fanservice for the closet-furries who defend this shit unironically.)

I cant even describe just how shit this webcomic is, so do yourself a favor, because The Bad Webcomics Wiki has an amazing article documenting just why it is /shit/.

It is not as good as it sounds, considering half of the arcs are either:

1. Slow as a Warhammer fan trying to comprehend why nobody likes them.
2. Blatantly made to appeal to closet-furries and horny teenagers and early-adults who have nothing better with their life than to constantly jerk off to Flora, open your history books for 'Leoian' everyone.
3. Weird backstory flashbacks that try to strew the horrifically constructed story together. Yeah, its still not as good as it sounds.
4. All of the above (a majority of every arc.)

The fanbase is known for treating Tom like he's the fucking God Emperor of Mankind, while also doing everything in their power to actively deny that Twokinds is "not" a furry-fetishbait webcomic.

I read one page of Twokinds and I wanted to fucking kill myself. How is this shit even enjoyed by people, bruh?

Twokinds by Yumbo Yet August 29, 2023