txties 

Plural of txt. A useful alternative to the tounge-tier "txts" (textss).

See also: texties.

Radio station presenter: "OK people, the lines are now open for your texties."

txties by Nupe January 10, 2004

Trophy Shelf Tities 

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.

The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

Trophy Shelf Tities by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010

Etch-a-Tities

Using a lady friends tits as a the knobs on an Etch-a-Sketch to create beautiful works of art. She holds a pencil and draws according to the turns.

You better come over with a pencil.
Is it time for Etch-a-Tities already?

Etch-a-Tities by DoubleAnonymous August 22, 2010

Txtnesia 

When you forget what you texted someone last

Oh man, what is he talking about. Must be my Txtnesia.

Txtnesia by FDNYMedic August 10, 2011

tities 

A girls boobs or breasts if you will.

person:Damn that girls has got some nice tities!

person2: Man I know, she's so fine!

tities by kidcanada101 June 27, 2004

pancake ass tities 

a set of breats that are flat and floppy, they lump to the outside of the chest and form the shape of pancakes.

Commonly found on strippers and crack whores

Man 1: Damn, did you see debbie's tits?
Man 2: Ya man, day some pancake ass tities

Laurel H's Tits

pancake ass tities by K-$$.com March 14, 2006

Texties 

besties (best friends) who send each other an obscene amount of text messages and quite possibly communicate more often via text than in person or over the phone

Scott and I are texties, so we can talk about our friends while they're in the same room without them ever knowing!

Texties by moumou July 7, 2009