txties

Plural of txt. A useful alternative to the tounge-tier "txts" (textss).

See also: texties.

Radio station presenter: "OK people, the lines are now open for your texties."

by Nupe January 10, 2004

Trophy Shelf Tities

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.

The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010

Etch-a-Tities

Using a lady friends tits as a the knobs on an Etch-a-Sketch to create beautiful works of art. She holds a pencil and draws according to the turns.

You better come over with a pencil.
Is it time for Etch-a-Tities already?

by DoubleAnonymous August 22, 2010

Txtnesia

When you forget what you texted someone last

Oh man, what is he talking about. Must be my Txtnesia.

by FDNYMedic August 10, 2011

tities

A girls boobs or breasts if you will.

person:Damn that girls has got some nice tities!

person2: Man I know, she's so fine!

by kidcanada101 June 27, 2004

pancake ass tities

a set of breats that are flat and floppy, they lump to the outside of the chest and form the shape of pancakes.

Commonly found on strippers and crack whores

Man 1: Damn, did you see debbie's tits?
Man 2: Ya man, day some pancake ass tities

Laurel H's Tits

by K-$$.com March 14, 2006

Texties

besties (best friends) who send each other an obscene amount of text messages and quite possibly communicate more often via text than in person or over the phone

Scott and I are texties, so we can talk about our friends while they're in the same room without them ever knowing!

by moumou July 7, 2009