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Txtnesia 

When you forget what you texted someone last
Oh man, what is he talking about. Must be my Txtnesia.
Txtnesia by FDNYMedic August 10, 2011
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txtaus (Tari) is an iconic au writer on twitter. She is super talanted. Her writing takes everyone reading on an emotional roller coaster whether it’s angst, fluff, or both. She currently has 30k+ followers on twitter.
friend 1: “omg have you read aus from txtaus?”
friend 2: “OMFG YES I LOVE HER”
txtaus by b.ang_tan September 1, 2018
Plural of txt. A useful alternative to the tounge-tier "txts" (textss).

See also: texties.
Radio station presenter: "OK people, the lines are now open for your texties."
txties by Nupe January 10, 2004

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026