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Texties 

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besties (best friends) who send each other an obscene amount of text messages and quite possibly communicate more often via text than in person or over the phone
Scott and I are texties, so we can talk about our friends while they're in the same room without them ever knowing!
Texties by moumou July 7, 2009
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Texties 

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1.) an informal yet popular word for the phase 'text message' often used in casual conversations, between friends and family.
'I'll get on the texties later tonight'
Texties by Why_not? January 18, 2009
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texties 

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Refers to people who don't have the balls to tell you something face to face so they text you instead.
People are considered texties when they break up with significant others via text and not in person.
texties by teezy22 October 6, 2009

texties 

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Short pieces of text, usually found on a website.
"This site is down"
"Leave the peas"
texties by Jon January 19, 2005

Textmess 

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When the thought or ideas behind the text get lost in translation
I texted my friend to come over for a brunch but text went come over for a punch. After several back and forth texts to clarify I could see this was another textmess.
Textmess by Doozieoozie July 3, 2020

Textie-Poo

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The act of sending a text message while pooping.
If it wasn't for Randy's textie-poo, I wouldn't have known he was having an asthma attack.
Textie-Poo by ious d June 28, 2011

textnesia 

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The temporary amnesia you get when texting someone with a question or comment, and having them reply several hours or days, long after you've forgotten what it was you asked them. This also works in chat conversations where the person replies long after you closed the chat window.
Jack: Wanna check out that show on Friday? They got a two for one in the paper today.

Dana (three days later): Sure but I didn't get the paper.

Jack: Huh? What paper? Sorry. Textnesia.
textnesia by Kevnar April 11, 2008
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