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Twot Swatter 

(noun) The female version of a cock blocker (meaning a man who prevents another man from scoring with a chick). Twot Swatting is when a woman prevents another woman from scoring with a guy. Coined by Dane Cook in his most recent performance, "Isolated Incident."
Also can be used in verb form "twot swatted, swatting, etc"
(Jenny is flirting with a guy) April walks up and says: Hey Jenny, how's your AIDS?
(The guy Jenny is flirting with gives her a weird look and walks away)
Random guy: Damn, she's a twot swatter!
Twot Swatter by concavernous May 20, 2009
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twot swatter 

1. When a female prevents another female from accepting or pursuing the interest of male.
2. When a female prevents another female from achieving a goal.
Example:
GirlA:Ima go talk to that guy over there and see whats good.
GirlB: Ok.
Guy:Hey, I noticed you over there, I was waiting for.
GirlA: Hi, Wow cool. Just taking my time making sure you were looking at me. So whats your name?
GirlB: Hi, my name is ____ . Sorry I took so long, to come over. I was getting her and me a drink. This is my friend___(GirlA). So what is your drink (Guy)? What is your name by the way?
GirlA: Hey! Stop being a twot swatter___(GirlB)! I'm trying to snagg this guy so back off!
twot swatter by 1713Queen December 8, 2010

Twot-swotter 

A women who stops other women from having sex

A girl cockblocker
Girl 1 : I really like you. Do you wanna come back to my place?
Guy: sure
Girl 2 : you really shouldnt do that you know you have a boyfriend.
Girl 1 : dammit

Guy 1 : do you know Meagan

Guy 2 : yeah she has like no girlfriends

Guy 1. : I heard it's because she is a total Twot-swotter
Twot-swotter by Pop-tart98 July 9, 2011

twatswatter 

made up by dane cook. a twatswatter is a woman who prevents another woman from getting laid.
that bitch was a twatswatter.
twatswatter by sarah1988 June 2, 2009

twatswatter 

Very similar to the word that applies to men "cockblocker" or to be cockblocked. Simply means a girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.
Sarah: I was about to have sex with Kevin last night when my roommate came home.

Ashley: Damn! what a twatswatter!
twatswatter by wizardofwords May 16, 2009

twatswatters

Dane cook coined the phrase "twatswatters" on 5/17/09 during his Isolated Incident tour.
twatswatters by aceboyace May 17, 2009

twatswatter 

Layla: "Susie told that guy at the club I was talking to that I had AIDS. She's such a twatswatter."
twatswatter by februaryair May 17, 2009