Twot-swotter 

A women who stops other women from having sex

A girl cockblocker

Girl 1 : I really like you. Do you wanna come back to my place?
Guy: sure
Girl 2 : you really shouldnt do that you know you have a boyfriend.
Girl 1 : dammit

Guy 1 : do you know Meagan

Guy 2 : yeah she has like no girlfriends

Guy 1. : I heard it's because she is a total Twot-swotter

Twot-swotter by Pop-tart98 July 9, 2011

Twot Swatter 

(noun) The female version of a cock blocker (meaning a man who prevents another man from scoring with a chick). Twot Swatting is when a woman prevents another woman from scoring with a guy. Coined by Dane Cook in his most recent performance, "Isolated Incident."
Also can be used in verb form "twot swatted, swatting, etc"

(Jenny is flirting with a guy) April walks up and says: Hey Jenny, how's your AIDS?
(The guy Jenny is flirting with gives her a weird look and walks away)
Random guy: Damn, she's a twot swatter!

Twot Swatter by concavernous May 20, 2009

twot swatter 

1. When a female prevents another female from accepting or pursuing the interest of male.
2. When a female prevents another female from achieving a goal.

Example:
GirlA:Ima go talk to that guy over there and see whats good.
GirlB: Ok.
Guy:Hey, I noticed you over there, I was waiting for.
GirlA: Hi, Wow cool. Just taking my time making sure you were looking at me. So whats your name?
GirlB: Hi, my name is ____ . Sorry I took so long, to come over. I was getting her and me a drink. This is my friend___(GirlA). So what is your drink (Guy)? What is your name by the way?
GirlA: Hey! Stop being a twot swatter___(GirlB)! I'm trying to snagg this guy so back off!

twot swatter by 1713Queen December 8, 2010

twotswotter 

a woman who stops another woman from getting laid

a twotswotter is acockblocker for women

twotswotter by skinny pv July 20, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008