1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.

Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!

Toshitba by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013

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Towsh

Towsh has all the meaning of touché sans the Eurotrash 80's stigma of actually saying touché.

An Australian term and variation of the french word 'touché'. Phonetically - Towel minus the 'el' with 'sh' instead.
You can admit that an opponent has laid down a valid point or comeback within an argument without losing the respect of others and yourself.

Gay rhymes with touché for a raison (reason).

Male 1: I slept with your sister...
Male 2: Towsh!
End scene.

Male 1: I slept with your mother...
Male 2: Towsh!
End scene

Male 1: I slept with your father
Male 2: touché.
End scene.

Towsh by towsh.net October 21, 2010

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toshing

Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.

I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.

toshing by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016

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teosha

A cute , smart , Freaky girl. Don't play around . She is faithful. And is going to do what she have to do to get hers. She has haters. She is a Baddie.

Teosha walked in the building and every boy/man looked her way.

teosha by Ovoxo Savage January 11, 2014

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