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Becky: I once went on a motor bike with the queen.

Lucy : fuck off! That's a load of Twosh . You've never even been to London.
Twosh by Louby14 November 21, 2020
When someone is talking a load of rubbish.
Dad: Were moving to Australia

Faye: well thats a load of TWOSH.
Twosh by Louby14 December 5, 2020

Toshitba 

1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.
Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!
Toshitba by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013
Towsh has all the meaning of touché sans the Eurotrash 80's stigma of actually saying touché.

An Australian term and variation of the french word 'touché'. Phonetically - Towel minus the 'el' with 'sh' instead.
You can admit that an opponent has laid down a valid point or comeback within an argument without losing the respect of others and yourself.

Gay rhymes with touché for a raison (reason).
Male 1: I slept with your sister...
Male 2: Towsh!
End scene.

Male 1: I slept with your mother...
Male 2: Towsh!
End scene

Male 1: I slept with your father
Male 2: touché.
End scene.
Towsh by towsh.net October 21, 2010
Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.
I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.
toshing by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016
A cute , smart , Freaky girl. Don't play around . She is faithful. And is going to do what she have to do to get hers. She has haters. She is a Baddie.
Teosha walked in the building and every boy/man looked her way.
teosha by Ovoxo Savage January 11, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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