twoomf

twoomf = twin oomf

"Twoomf just liked my post"

by violenthill March 31, 2025

twoofer

1. derogatory term for those on the outer edges of the 9/11 truth movement.
2. derogatory term for any conspiracy theorist or political extremist who regularly uses the phrase 'speaking truth to power'

The twoofer said I was following the sheeple for not believing 9/11 was done with holograms, and that he was speaking truth to power

by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007

twoomie

Two roommates who are also on Twitter. Often communicate roomie issues via tweets

@roomie1: @roomie2 Can you pick up some dish detergent on your way home? We're out and the dishwasher's full

@roomie2: @roomie1 Sure thing, #twoomie!

by seattleiteindc January 23, 2011

twoofer

A derogatory term used to make fun of a truther (AKA a conspiracy theorist). It is usually used to belittle or demonize the word truther.

truther: "9/11 was an inside jobby job! And if you don't see it then you are a stupid sheep! WAKE UP!"
Sane Person: "You twoofers are delusional..."

by uduserE102 May 14, 2013

Twoof

a two headed humanlike creature with many long sharp teeth that prefers living in the shadows

i was attacked by a twoof last night.

by hammurabiwasalier February 6, 2018

twoof

two of

yo mario, give me twoof those subs bruh

by biscunty September 28, 2018

Twoof

noun
1.
the muscular snapper with roast beef flaps between the legs of a female. It looks very similar to a beat up old catchers mit. It can be covered in hair, groomed neatly, or bald as well.

Similar:
vulva
front bottom
lady parts
vulgar slangcunt
pussy
twat
snatch
honeypot
punani
muff
tail
fanny
quim
minge
clunge
box
beaver
jelly roll
cooze
pum-pum

I got on the internet the other day and found a picture of Hope Solo's Twoof, that shit looks like a bag of week old Arby's found in a mall parking lot.

by Officer Rick Danko November 12, 2020