Twoof 

a two headed humanlike creature with many long sharp teeth that prefers living in the shadows

i was attacked by a twoof last night.

Twoof by hammurabiwasalier February 6, 2018

twoof 

two of

yo mario, give me twoof those subs bruh

twoof by biscunty September 28, 2018

Twoof 

noun
1.
the muscular snapper with roast beef flaps between the legs of a female. It looks very similar to a beat up old catchers mit. It can be covered in hair, groomed neatly, or bald as well.

Similar:
vulva
front bottom
lady parts
vulgar slangcunt
pussy
twat
snatch
honeypot
punani
muff
tail
fanny
quim
minge
clunge
box
beaver
jelly roll
cooze
pum-pum

I got on the internet the other day and found a picture of Hope Solo's Twoof, that shit looks like a bag of week old Arby's found in a mall parking lot.

Twoof by Officer Rick Danko November 12, 2020

Twoof 

An exclamation for something that appears or happens by surprise

I was on my way to South Campus when twoof! An Oettinger went past me.

Twoof by ClawedHealer February 23, 2018

Twoof 

Someone Who slaps a person that is short

aw ya twoof

Twoof by THEGUYWHOMAKESWEIRDWORDS November 13, 2022

TWOOF 

SOMEONE WHO SLAPS A PERSON

OW YA TWOOF

TWOOF by THEGUYWHOMAKESWEIRDWORDS November 13, 2022

twootch

when a person winks their asshole at you.

It was a dollar well spent when the stripper twootched me.

twootch by Globfather November 1, 2008