A two-dollar coin.
Canadian slang, based on the combination of the word "loonie", meaning a one-dollar coin, with the word "two". Alternate spelling: "toonie".
"Do you have any money on you?"
"I got a couple of twoonies, that's all."
When you have a customer that does not like what you are doing, and he has lots of hair all over his body, and he likes to spend at least two of your hours wasting your time. A twookie!
Man that twookie would not leave my office for like 2 hours!!! GOSH!!
A friend who is not only a homie but also your "twin". You both are so close you can talk about anything without it being awkward and you both most likely work at the same place.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.