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To hit/kick something (usually a ball) hard, especially in sport, e.g. football, pool. Not really for use in fight situations, e.g. you cant say "Twont that dude in the face"
Related to the word twat, e.g. to twat a ball
In playing pool - "Just twont it"
In playing football - "Just twont it"
In playing rugby - "Twont the motherfucking ball you cunting fuck nut" etc
twont by Honky Cracka September 14, 2008
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a mixture of a twat, a knob, and a cunt
joe: h-bomb is being a massive twont at the moment

steve: i know !
twont by ubsu March 14, 2023
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(English) Slang for Perineum (only) of female (area of skin between anus and vagina). The origin is a northern or old English contraction for "if it wasn't" and based on a joke as per example
Q: What do you call the area of skin between a woman's anus and her vagina ?
A: Her Twont

Q: Why?
A: Twont for that... her guts would fall out...

Adey: "If she's not shaved I'm never going to lick her twont..."
Twont by Lord Poorter of Wingham April 24, 2019

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
tuonto is a streamer on twitch who is mainly known for his genshin impact streams.
'tuonto deez nuts'
Tuonto by pjsekai June 27, 2021

Twenty Stick-Boobs 

Another way of writing the year "2013".
The "3" looks a bit like a pair of boobs as viewed from the top.

Works best when written, vs. when spoken.
07-21-13 {or "21 Jul 2013", or even "Jul. 21, Twenty Stick-Boobs" if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...
Twenty Stick-Boobs by Telephony July 23, 2012

Twenty9United 

A legend in the FT community. Always there for people when they need him the most. He’s probably the biggest Kai Havertz in the world and he’s the Leverkusen admin’s best friend.
Twenty9United is the goat.
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