twokker

a person who twoks

see also chav, chore and "scums of the entire world"

twokker: ere mate, right, er, yeah mate, you got 20p for my bus fare

by tim February 21, 2005

twocker

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.

That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!

by pink girrafe February 17, 2006

twocker

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without Owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.

That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!

by pink girrafe February 21, 2006

Twooker

Twooker-Noun.
Twooker is tweet language for hooker. On twitter we have our own language. We call ourselves Twookers. The men that see us are not tricks.. They are twicks :)
its only proper and we are just trying to be ho-litically correct :)

1. Have you hugged a twooker today ?

2. #thankahothursday :)

3. Have you seen Ciara the twooker at buffalocharm dot com ?

by Ciara - Buffalo escort May 13, 2009

twocker

A Northern English term describing those also commonly referred to as chavs and townies and elsewhere as Kevs and Neds. They are ignorant people who tend to wear sports clothing, large chains and baseball caps. They apparently have little intelligence and fewer principles. The word originates from TWOC meaning 'taking without consent'

That twocker has just beaten that OAP for her pension money

by cheesuschrist May 30, 2006

twonker

a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.

"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"

by plack_uk March 23, 2005

Twonker

Twat and Plonker

Jeffery you are such a twonker

by Britrishslanglady March 7, 2020